Monday, February 12, 2018

No Butts About It

There’s a part of me
I cannot see
But from what I’ve heard
I should let it be

Thursday, February 8, 2018

The 12 Nights of Krampus -- Work in Progress

I'll be fleshing this out over the next few months. Look out for updates (and be good, for goodness sake)!

On the [X] night of Krampus, my true love screamed to me:
1 There’s something out in the street!
Evil eyes!!
3 Creepers laughing!!!
4 Squirmy worms!!!
5 Ghoulish fiends!
6 Beasties playing!
7 Horns a blaring!
8 Windows breaking!
9 Grabbers grabbing!
10 Hordes a-leaping!
11 Biters biting!
12 Mumblers mumbling!
Illustration by Brom, from his book Krampus: the Yule Lord (which is a fun read).

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Two Kids

There once were two kids, their names Work and Play.
But their names would be different every day.

One was the fun one, the other a chore.
But the roles would reverse from what came before.

This day to that, and the day after that, one kid was a joy, while the other a brat.

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Friday, March 24, 2017

"Coming Soon" Just Got Sooner!

Project Summary

Fluffless, a Squirrel's Tail
Authored by Matt Bergin, Illustrated by D.L. Skandle
List Price: $11.99
8" x 10" (20.32 x 25.4 cm) 
Full Color on White paper
30 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1544744490 (CreateSpace-Assigned)
ISBN-10: 1544744498
BISAC: Juvenile Fiction / Animals / Squirrels
Pointy nose, hairless tail, clumsy with acorns, and bad at climbing -- Fluffless is the worst squirrel in the park. 
But he is determined to keep up with the others -- all the way up, up, up, to the top of the great oak tree! 
But a couple of spectators down below cast doubt on his efforts and leave Fluffless thinking maybe he really is just nuts.

The latest from Matt Bergin ("Blank Slater, the Boy With the Dry-Erase Face," "Lesky Lee, Monster of Monsters") is a twist 

on "The Ugly Duckling," where the scruffy protagonist doesn't even realize how much he has to learn about himself. 
Illustrations by D.L. Skandle ("Little Duckie's Day").

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Fluffless Story Sample

We first meet Fluffless in a precarious predicament, proving why he's considered the worst squirrel in the park...

He's Not Like the Other Squirrels

Coming soon to a tree near you...